if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

If we’re talking actual Christian beliefs then it isn’t satan that sends u to hell, it’s god that sends u there as punishment for sins. Satan doesn’t rule hell, he is punished there too for trying to overthrow god. The Christian bible even says at one point “[hell], created for lucifer and his angels”

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